Hex The Dex

Who, tell me, who? Just who, would sand a monkey for fun. And I don't mean throw sand in the monkeys face, though that would be bad enough. No. Who would take some sandpaper, starting with a course grain, and set about a blameless simian with the intention of giving it him lovely smooth finish? Who? Only someone extremely bored, that's who. Don't let it be you. Listen to this megabig-double-size show forthwith. WARNING: Actual show may appear shorter due to time flying when you're having fun. Not a guaranteed cure for monkey sanding syndrome. Contains nuts. People with bladder weakness should probably be ashamed of themselves.

Yes, more lovely bandwidth! Thank you wise benefactor. Now witness the power of this fully operational battle-podcast. KablooooooOOOooooMMM! ---WARNING: There has been a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. WARNING ENDS.---

Yikes! Whenever we post a new show all of our bandwidth gets eaten in a couple of days. The cause of this problem is a phenomena known as popularity. We have thus-far avoided popularity by excluding entertaining content, being irritating berks and through a combined strategy of ineptitude and laziness. Sadly our efforts have failed. We are popular. Please, please, dear listener, if you want to listen to future episodes of Hex the Dex then don't listen to this one. Ta.

Bystanders, TW*TS more like. Hello and welcome to this podcast description text. Throughout this sentence I'll be explaining the purpose of this sentence and then towards the end telling you that this is a good choice of podcast. I’ll thank you for listening and then invoke a cheery farewell.